That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
