One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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