I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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