what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
