Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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