I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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