As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
