Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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