new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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