Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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