Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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