Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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