At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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