It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He has the fingertips of a God
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