Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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