Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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