Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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