He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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