yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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