You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm bleeding and have questions
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