And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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