i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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