I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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