they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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