..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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