How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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