your room smells of hookers.
And success
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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