why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's blow job season.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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