i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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