we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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