i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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