WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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