and i looked up. we had an audience...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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