I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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