I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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