How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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