Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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