did you get engaged???
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I think people are normalizing furries
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize
