just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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