Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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