But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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