By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
