the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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