Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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