There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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