If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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