Apparently you make a good broom.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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