physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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