Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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