How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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