I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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