Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We were destined to go to rehab together
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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