I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
