is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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