why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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